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  1. So my phone has this feature where when I set an alarm it tells me how much time there is between now and when the alarm will go off.

    On the one hand, it allows me to more tangibly grasp the distance between two times to know when to head to bed.

    But on the other hand, I’ve never been able to so accurately gauge my impending level of misery, and I don’t really like having that power.


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    sleep,

  3. I can’t deal with how cute Florans are, and I keep coming up with headcanons for them. Adorable, ravenous babies. 
Paint Tool SAI, 2 hours

    I can’t deal with how cute Florans are, and I keep coming up with headcanons for them. Adorable, ravenous babies. 

    Paint Tool SAI, 2 hours


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    floran, starbound, star bound, my art, art, cute, chibi, plant, plant person,

  5. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    long post, image set, eyes,

  7. I’m officially cosplaying Dipper for Otakon. 

    I bought my hat on Amazon today and got my shorts and vest the other day. 

    Everything else I already had. I just need to pick up a wig at con. I’ll probably be doing it Friday. 


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    otakon, con, personal,

  9. hroakie:

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    nsfw language, images,

  11. wolvesinsummer:

expansion limit reached

    wolvesinsummer:

    expansion limit reached

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    donkey kong,

  13. irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

    irvinatorr:

    wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

    (via adiostoreadumb)


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    spongebob,

  15. kbs-was-here:

alexis-bleu:

queercommunist:

lesbianspaceprincex:

mandaj101:

punkassweasel:

THAT IS SUCH A SMART JOKE, WHAT THE HELL

I 100% had to Google this joke and I have 300% more respect for Rugrats.

i don’t get it, can someone explain? [i searched their names and still don’t get it]

Mapplethorpe’s photography was usually very evocative and often contained nude subjects. She having people over who are “very conservative” so she is telling someone (I forget who on the show) to put a Norman Rockwell painting because his work is pretty conventionally accepted as important in american history. The people in his paintings were usually white Americans, often working class, and sometimes soldiers. His work was about pulling the country together, patriotism, american exceptionalism, etc. So more appropriate for a conservative visitor than a picture of a naked guy.

Dude.

Okay, but kids, Mapplethorpe didn’t just do nudes, a good body of his work that was showcased shortly before his death (particularly that which would have been fresh in the minds on the American public around the original run of Rugrats) specifically featured homoerotic and sadomasochistic themes.
So she’s not just saying, “Take down the pics of the nude guy” she’s saying, “Take down the image of the man with the bullwhip in his ass.”

    kbs-was-here:

    alexis-bleu:

    queercommunist:

    lesbianspaceprincex:

    mandaj101:

    punkassweasel:

    THAT IS SUCH A SMART JOKE, WHAT THE HELL

    I 100% had to Google this joke and I have 300% more respect for Rugrats.

    i don’t get it, can someone explain? [i searched their names and still don’t get it]

    Mapplethorpe’s photography was usually very evocative and often contained nude subjects. She having people over who are “very conservative” so she is telling someone (I forget who on the show) to put a Norman Rockwell painting because his work is pretty conventionally accepted as important in american history. The people in his paintings were usually white Americans, often working class, and sometimes soldiers. His work was about pulling the country together, patriotism, american exceptionalism, etc. So more appropriate for a conservative visitor than a picture of a naked guy.

    Dude.

    Okay, but kids, Mapplethorpe didn’t just do nudes, a good body of his work that was showcased shortly before his death (particularly that which would have been fresh in the minds on the American public around the original run of Rugrats) specifically featured homoerotic and sadomasochistic themes.

    So she’s not just saying, “Take down the pics of the nude guy” she’s saying, “Take down the image of the man with the bullwhip in his ass.”

    (via mysticorset)


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    rugrats, nsfw text, i love it,

  17. godyes:

10,000Fuck

    godyes:

    10,000Fuck

    (via adiostoreadumb)


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    nsfw language, image,

  19. erraticartist:

    cupsnake:

    You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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    but then suddenly ZOOP

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    fucking green herrons

    What the fuck

    (via adiostoreadumb)


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    bird, neck, image, text, animal,